RED BULL CONTAINS COCAINE

Apparently Red Bull contains 0.4 micrograms of cocaine per liter, which is too small to do any harm, but no wonder I love Red Bull so much. Unfortunately Germany has began to ban it hopefully that banage will not spill over into US because I will never be able to be awake before noon and what other alcoholic drinks exist beside vodka Red Bulls?

-Esca

UPDATE: It's actually just Red Bull Cola? I thought that already sucked so much it was just discontinued? This is so disappointing.