Sunday, May 31, 2009

Bri's To Do List: Brian Maddox

I just saw Star Trek and I was considering writing about Zoe Saldana or Anton Yelchin, because they are my new types. But I figure the focus should be on those less fortunate to have fame, and probably more likely to end up in my bed. So this time, we've got Brian Maddox.

As most of my romantic targets, I first saw Bri of Brian Maddox when I was drunk...at the Demi Lovato show at Bamboozle like a month ago or something. I didn't know his name then. I just saw him, his hat, his sunglasses, and he's blonde. cute. Then we walked by him later and he's really short, but like I was drunk, and looked gross. But he has these like chamelon eyes that usually would freak me out, but I could stare at his.

My first time.

Then Esca figured out his name. And since we like share one, it seemed perfect. I guess he was in some band called Scenes and Sirens (wtf?) with this guy who is equally as gayish -- Matt Rosas or something is his name. I'd prob hook up with him too. I figure that they were hooking up with eachother. If you like, watch any of their videos, you can tell their denim has most likely met.
...and then they made out.


He lives in Texas I think? I don't. E-mail me bri bri.

-Bri


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Dateline: Taylor Swift


On NBC right now (or 7pm for you west coasters). Watch. She is perfect. It is giving me butterflies already. I am a dork.

-Esca

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Selena Gomez is deep

I have no idea what this means. Maybe something to do with the rumored Taylena break-up. I am not sure, but it sounds really deep and kinda dark. What do you think?
-Esca

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Mcos <3s Miley



Aw. Even though Miranda Cosgrove is too cool for pretty much everyone she still loves Miley and voted for her. I hope they bump into each other tonight and take pics together and are amazing together. Love them both. Nickelodeon and Disney can be friends it seems as long as Keke stops taking stabs at them (even though someone got her start there).
-Esca

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JB kisses & misses


Okay minus the misses. I just wanted to use Bri's number one goodbye phrase. Speaking of which is you have seen or heard from him let me know. I fear for him sometimes. Anways here is the Jonases talking about kissing girls. OMG *giggles*

Jonas Brothers spilled kissing secrets to BOP. How can you tell if a girl is a good kisser? Joe: 'By her smile! I was hanging out with this girl and she had the best smile. The eyes and smile can tell you, how they feel about you. I think any girl that has an amazing smile is amazing!'

Should you plan ahead about kissing on a date? Nick: 'If girl is too forward on a date, it's a little bit of a problem. Just go out and have a good time, the rest will come naturally. Just be chill.'

Kiss on the first date? Kevin: 'I advise waiting because you want to make sure it's right. I've learned that and that's how I live my life now.' Feel free to discuss why Kevin is always out with Sarah Everhart and not Danielle.

I hate to agree with Joe, but smiles are something that is very attractive. Though idk if people with good smiles are actually good kissers. I think it is more about lips (no duh) and whether you like 'em bigger or thinner. I have no idea how a good smile could really = good kisser. I get it in the how they feel about you but again that doesn't = good kisser. Nick is perfect moving on. Kevin, oh KJ... You wanna wait because you want to make sure the moment is right? Or is it really because you don't really like girls? Was the moment finally right with Danielle when you took her atop those rocks and called a bunch of paparazzi and kissed her so the world would know you liked girls and actually care about your life for .2 seconds.
-Esca

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Taylor Swift on the Today Show



So I am going to say I am an extremely dedicate Taylor fan and this whole post may make me seem crazy, but I love her and she is the only person I would do any of this for. So I get to the today show to stand in line at around 1 am. I am not too far back in the line, which is nice (though not really a blessing i will later learn). Anyway I meet up with someone around 3, which makes time fly by and we make friends with some other people in line, which was pleasant. This is all boring I know you can just skip ahead to the next paragraph where I actually talk more about Taylor. Now first they let in all the fan pass people who got there like around 5 or 6 and they get good seats as well as the VIPs, but they us who have been standing for hours get stuck in the back section where we can't see a thing. Of course at this point it's pouring rain so everyone has their umbrellas up so nothing can be seen. Luckily it cleared up by the time she performed and i was able to see pretty much her eyes and her hair. But you know what. I love Taylor so it was worth it. I really wish I could've met her again though. Oh well June 14th, here I come. Also I was right behind Al Rocker when he did the weather for a bit which was cool even though I looked like hell.

Taylor's performance was amazing. No duh. She performed four songs (only three were shown on TV though). Before that she also sound checked Love Story like 10 times. I don't think I am even exaggerating.But during her last song, Our Song (posted at the top), I was featured for a second at 0:19. Here is a screencap too! I am on the far left. I feel so cool.

-Esca

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JONAS ALBUM PREVIEW



I am sorry for the lack of updates. Bri was has been consumed by television and well I have completely effed up my sleep schedule in order to see Taylor Swift (luckily Grease 2 has awaken my senses), but more about that later. This post is strictly JoBros. I was gonna write about this while I was watching their live mildly incestuous chat, but I can't really pay attention while writing so I kept it 'til now. Oh and just a side note about the chat how hilarious was Joe and Nick constantly shutting Kevin down?

Anyway the album preview. I am just going to go in order that they did so first up World War III. Clearly since it is Nick's song and about a girl who keeps having an one sided fight aka hello Miley Cyrus Seventeen interview. The song itself doesn't really do much for me either way. Maybe it'll grow on me, but as of now idgaf. Next up is Fly With Me. I actually like it. I should probably listen to the whole thing since it's leaked and all, but alas I am lazy. It's cute though. Now Poison Ivy. I thought this song would be good. I like the title. But no. This song is awful when it came on the live chat I was laughing so hard I could hardly breath. Like what are these lyrics even? It's so very Pizza Girl. That being said it will probably end up as my fave purely because it is so awful and awful JB is the best JB.

Hey Baby. First song title stolen from the much better No Doubt, but honestly this song is pretty good. Catchy. I like it. Again feel like it's about Miley, but who knows? Now for the song I am most excited about, Before The Storm because there is a special guest and I am putting my money that the special guest is Miley Cyrus. It better be. It will definitely help them sell albums. I really don't know who else it could even be. If it is her this will be the best song on the album if it isn't I will be very upset. Now What Did I Do To Your Heart? is not bad, but I have no idea how this is country influenced. As a country fan I was hoping for something that actually resembled country, but I just don't hear it beside the violin and adding some country violin randomly in the chorus does not make the song itself country. Maybe the full version it's more apparent, but it really just looks like all that jizz is going to KJ's head.

I am not really convinced 'Much Better' being Joe's song and all about the fans? With the subject matter and all I am sure it is about the lovely Miss Swift and well not the meanest song, but Camilla is no better Joseph and I can't even get into that. Taylor Swift is perfect. Joe Jonas is a huge douchebag. The song itself though seems kinda sweet and like it was pulled out of the Wedding Singer soundtrack which makes me enjoy it, but then the description killed it so I am torn. Black Keys is a name of some indie band that played Coachella last year and so really I just think of them when I hear this song and I was not super fond of them and I am not super fond of this song so full circle. Don't Charge Me For The Crime features Common. I love Common. That Please Let Me Testify song was my jam and well as a hip-hop fan I feel like this will be my favorite song on the album. Though I don't know how I like him collaborating with JB I love him enough to let it go and enjoy the song. Hopefully they won't wreck it completely. Turn Right is a sweet song. Doesn't do too much for me either way. Next. Don't Speak, second song title stolen from No Doubt and there's is so much better. No duh. Really don't care for this song much at all. The end.

BUT BEST NEWS ON THIS LIVE CHAT IS 'SWEET CAROLINE' WILL BE PLAYED ON THEIR UPCOMING TOURS. I mean really it will be no Neil Diamond, but that song makes me happy on so many levels. Seriously his performance of that at the Grammys was my favorite part (very closely followed by Miley and Taylor's duet) where I actually cranked up the volume and sang and danced to it on my couch.
-Esca

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I DON'T CARE ABOUT JON AND KATE


Really? Does anyone? I am so sick of them. Once upon a time I somehow got a free subscription to US weekly. Luckily I don't get it at my NYC address, but I do get the emails and it's all they send me about and they are just EVERYWHERE. I can't escape it and it is pissing me off. I understand for a week or two that it was a big deal/talked about, but now it is just getting out of control. It just needs to end. So everyone stop caring. Oh and there is a completely irrelevant picture of Shailene looking like a giant next to David because it entertains me more then these douchebags.
-Esca

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i love Sophia Bush

Thank you to everyone that was there. Hopefully there will be equality soon. Also someone find me that shirt. I will wear it 24/7.
-Esca

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WEEDS season 5 preview



I loved this show, but last season was awful. All I ever wanted was Nancy and Conrad to live happily ever after, but they had to get rid of him and this new guy she is with is just gross and annoying. This preview did not make me excited at all. At least Celia, my all time fave, is getting some screen time and her daughter seems nowhere to be found (let's keep it that way). Really I hop this season is a pleasant surprise because right now unlike The L Word it's getting worse with age.
-Esca

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Miley's big surprise


I just got an email.... hypothetically of course because I am certainly not a member of Miley World, but if I was I would've gotten an email stating:

Hey Francesca

STAY TUNED FOR AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MILEY ON WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3rd!
** YOU'LL WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CHECK YOUR E-MAIL OR YOUR MEMBER INBOX ON THAT DAY! **


This is in like a week so I hope the beans get spilled before then, but if not you will know as soon as I do because I will not leave my computer (not that I would've anyway) until I find out the news. Fingerscrossed it is something about an upcoming tour or Miley is personally hanging out with me... I don't really know what it is, but they made it sound super important and exciting so I will be on the edge on my seat for the next week.
-Esca

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Un-Broke



The second Samuel L. Jackson showed up I had to start mbating and then Joe Jonas in that awful beanie showed up so I had to start vomiting so I really don't know what this is about, but I know I should watch it because it seems to be about money management something with my shopping addiction makes it hard for me to do.
-Esca

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Selena would walk 1000 miles



I wish she would walk 500 and 500 more, but I guess this is okay. Definitely not a song I really like, but I love Selena's voice. It's all raspy and sexy. I have a huge thing for raspy voices on girls. If I have ever smoked the main reason was to gain a raspy voice. Is that stupid? Probably, but you know who had a worse reason, Josh, he did it to be cool. Anyway Selena is cute. I want her album to come out now. End of story.
-Esca

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Ashley Tisdale's Guilty Pleasure


At first I thought this was straight out of the 80's, but as it went on it feels more like straight off of Britney Spear's Britney album, which happens to be one of my faves. I don't think it's quite as good as It's Alright, It's Okay, but it's making me more stoked for her album.
-Esca

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Joe Jonas is still flattered by Forever & Always



I am 90% he is mentally disabled in some way. Like I thought I was awkward and socially inept but he somehow tops it. Maybe it's his lisp, but seriously Joe? First off it's public knowledge she wrote a song about you. Secondly we get you love attention, but is was it really flattering? Oh well to each there own. I was gonna comment on something else in this interview, but I have completely forgotten what it was and don't really have any desire to listen again.
-Esca

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RED BULL CONTAINS COCAINE


Apparently Red Bull contains 0.4 micrograms of cocaine per liter, which is too small to do any harm, but no wonder I love Red Bull so much. Unfortunately Germany has began to ban it hopefully that banage will not spill over into US because I will never be able to be awake before noon and what other alcoholic drinks exist beside vodka Red Bulls?
-Esca

UPDATE: It's actually just Red Bull Cola? I thought that already sucked so much it was just discontinued? This is so disappointing.

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T.I. is married and in jail no pun intended


T.I. recently wed his fiance of something ridiculous like 8 years ruining my dreams of him magically appearing beside me and offering me 'Whatever I Like'. And now today he checked in early to jail to begin his 1 year, 1 day sentence. He better write some amazing songs while in there (like he could write non amazing songs HA) and also have a new album recorded that will be released sometime in that year because without new music from T.I. my life will lack joy.
-Esca

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Fer Sure, Fer Sure: Aqua - Back to the 80's

Yeah it's 2009, and Aqua is still alive. So you would think a song about the 80's would be really like bubblegum pop, but like this song has a kind of emotional vibe to it. I'm not entirely sure if I love the song, but I'm glad they share my desire to return to the best decade ever. Give it a listen.



-Bri



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more prop 8 bullshit


Today is a sad day for me personally one of the reasons being Prop 8 was upheld by the California Supreme Court. Anyone that knows me should know that even after the Obama victory where down the street thousands were celebrating all through Union Square, I was freaking out over the looming results of Prop 8. At a point I was even in tears. Gays are pretty much in my top 5 things I love the most. My sister is, my best friend is, I have been to pride for the past 4 years and will go again this year also I plan on planning my sister's wedding and that very well can't happen if Prop 8 is upheld. I was so hoping the California Supreme Court would make the right desicion, but of course they didn't. The fight is certainly not over though and hopefully things will change in the near future. Also I am really happy for celebrities like Miley Cyrus and Heidi Montag for being religious and still voicing their pro-gay marriage opinions and sticking to them even when a bunch of uptight moms write angry letters. Though really can some pyschic just tell me when it will be overturned since I should book a hotel about a year in advance? Lovely.
-Esca

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Breaking Up With Mitchel Musso



On my way to RiteAid today to pick up some sketch prescription (and be pandered by the senile lady at the cash register who squawks "You wanna buy a watch!?!") I was listening to Ryan Seacrest. He's hot, but his opinions - not so much.

He doesn't think Miley Cyrus should be dating Justin Gaston -- the age thing? Of course he needed a more valid celebrity opinion to make the situation seem unright, and this was found in the mind of talented, young musician Mitchel Musso. Apparently, Musso likes Gaston, but thinks Miley should be dating someone her own age. Sorry Mitchel, it's more likely that you're hot single "The In Crowd" will be the summer's new club hit before you can bed Miley.

The treasured bike from the famed Barbara Walters interview plays third wheel (lol) to the cute couple.

Seacrest continued the argument predicting that as Cyrus makes her way to Savannah, GA to film The Last Song for three months, the couple will be unable to handle the long distance relationship. Sorry guys, but I'm gonna rest on saying I'm a fan of the couple. Maybe Seacrest and Musso should date and learn the life of age-dispersed dating.

-Bri

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The Belles Are Ringing Down South

And so are a lot of other things ;-). So really, I've got like all sorts of boners for the drama of the Southern Belles: Louisville SoapNet's new reality show that airs Thursdays at 10PM/9C.


OMG. Floral Swing.

The premiere, which hit May 21st, introduced the five young women of this prosperous niche of the Kentucky city. Oddly enough, the only person who actually has that charming Southern accent is that of the narrator, and no...it isn't Kristen Bell (haha, get it?). Collectively, in this episode the Belles had some charity that flopped royally. So the drama isn't really that intense, yet, and I'm not sure I'm going to get my hopes up that high, but what I did find intriguing is the similar chords these southern women strike with a 21-year-old male. Including having a name (let's go with Bri, okay) that ends in a vowel.

EMILY - Heiress to the million-making manufacturing factory of some sort. Except, she'd rather change her hair constantly and seek fame as a newscaster...smells like To Die For. But we all want fame, and we all want to disobey our Christian upbringing...and be rich while doing it. So God Speed little Emily.




HADLEY - Never had any money. But she is working as an assistant to a film producer, which I guess can happen in Louisville? I like that she shops on the sales rack. She's probably the hottest. And well, based on her lame best friend that confessed his love to her in a corn field, the gays love her. Why did SoapNet decide to post this crazy-face picture of her on their website???

JULIE - Being the only black girl, and a sinking high fashion model life isn't all horses and apple pies for this Belle. But it's cool, she's actually the most debonair of the bunch. I'm wondering if she actually hangs out with these women?


KELLIE - She's poor now. But she did marry rich once upon a time, and that's a girl I can be proud of.


And then there's
Shea. But I don't like her. She's fat. Ugly Hair. And her like 'boyfriend' or whatever needs to grow a pair. Or sleep with Hadley. I'll make her picture small, because I don't feel our readers need to stare at her fug face.



-Bri

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'Beautiful' Shannen puts Tara on the 'Outside'


Seems like white trash has no problem being translated internationally.

Not to reveal too much about my awesome life, but from my recent stay in London I've learned that Wales is basically the West Virginia of the UK. Turns out that Welsh filmmaker, Andrew Jones, is keeping the tradition alive with his film
The Beautiful Outsiders - some movie about a prostitute and her lover going on the run from the authorities.

Hwood's very own trailer trash, Tara Reid was initially set to play this Bonnie-fied
hooker, but I guess her schedule was a little too full. Did Shando get a hold of her calendar? Must be, since she's taken over the role. While I do love movies about prostitutes, I'm sure the presence of Shannen Doherty is a wise choice and will make this movie even better (especially if she's got an accent). It's not like Reid has had any memorable performances since her role as some bitch Ryan Phillippe screws over in Cruel Intentions.


This is the "official promo poster" for the film. I'm glad they really captured Shando's essence in this illustration of her character, Sarah Fugate.

According to Imdb.com the film is set to be released November 27, 2009. BTW check out the film's "official MySpace" lololol winnerrrrrrr....



-Bri

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Monday, May 25, 2009

it's all GREEK to me


That is possibley the lamest title ever, but unlike Bri I would rather just post things when they are fresh instead of waiting 829332049284 years to think of a brilliant title. Also sorry for the awful picture it was the only thing that fit and that was big enough on google images. Anyway back when I was home for spring break my sister (the ultimate TV addict) introduced me to Greek and since then I have gotten pretty into it especially since it is one of the few TV shows still going on right now and I need my fix. Tonight's episode was severly disapointing because I really don't care about the geeky brother and that girl I can't stand AND more important Cappie and Casey have the most sexual tension ever and they didn't make out and it pissed me off. They need to eff like now and she needs to dump that homo she is dating right now. The end.
-Esca

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MILISON AND GRANDMA!!!



I have died and gone to heaven. Not only is Miley be super cute and well Milison in general, but Miley's AWESOME Grandma is in it as well. This is just way too amazing for anymore words.
-Esca

PS. I am really stoked on the fact that this and the post before were both posted before oceanup. Suck it!
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Selena & Forever the Sickest Kids WHOA OH



Well in a follow up to the last post here is the actual song they record. Kinda catchy. It will probably grow on me. I really think Bri and I are two of the only lovers of Selena's singing career, but anyway can't wait for her album. She needs more vocals on this song. I think that'd make it better.
-Esca

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Forever the Sickest Kids want to do Selena Gomez



Unfortunately, unlike Demi, Selena likes to date boys her own age like Taylor Lautner. Though who knows what the future has to hold. I'm talking to you, Bri.
-Esca

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First Look at TWIST mag


So last Friday I finished my Spring internship at TWIST Magazine. It was bittersweet, but before I left I got to snag the latest issue, which should hit stands soon. Not sure when because I really never cared to ask, but yeah here is a sneak peek. I really wish I had the letter they send out to all the news sources detailing what's in the mag, but I don't so here is a sloppy version of what's featured:
-What celebs do when they get out for summer/what they are excited about
-Gross pics of Camilla and Joe looks all lovely dovey so if you need to purge you can
-Some New Moon stuff idc
-Taylor Lautner sucks at flirting
-Selena feeling pressure to be perfect
-Jonas family gaycations probably to their second home to the Bahamas
-Celebs feeling insecure about wearing bathing suits
-Summer parties how-to
-Princess Protection Program behind the scenes or something
-More stuff I don't feel like typing out like horoscopes, which told me to go bike, but I can't even ride a bike so thanks for that!


MOST IMPORTANTLY: Ont the table of contents page right next to the picture of Debby Ryan is my name under interns. The first one. So yeah check that out.

Also they are having some Jonas concert contest in which the likelihood to winning is pretty slim unlike ours!!! Check it.



-Esca

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Miley kisses a dog


and Josh's dreams come true. If only I was spamming his facebook again this would be perfect. Let me tell you why. Once upon a time we were having a "dinner party" aka Katie and I went over to his house and order Chin Chin (dim sum and then some mmm) and we were hanging out in the hot tub and he tried to convince Katie to make out with his dog, which of course she didn't because she has common sense. Another time Barshop and I thought it'd be funny to spam Josh's facebook so when he logged in he would have a rediculous amount of notifications. Of course he deleted a bunch of pictures of girls with hairy armpits or something that Barshop posted BUT he did not delete the half naked pictures of Miley I posted because well he totally is a creep and liked it. To his defense though he is the same age as her current boyfriend so it's not that bad.... In other news I am really digging Miley's outfit. She is so qt.
-Esca

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Megan Fox says the darnest things

Let me first start off by say today is a pretty slow news day so I started looking through ontd and since I have found nothing else to post I will post this quote Megan Fox said along with my favorite interview ever with her of course.

“Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it."
from Esquire Magazine, June 2009


This is just such a good quote. I don't even know how she says the things she says or comes up with them, but they are so ridiculously genius. They also make my huge girl crush on her grow. I really think she just has the greatest sense of humor, but no one understands it. It is further proven it this video, which is not only the best interview ever but the funniest.



-Esca

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Friends for Change



Disney is apparently gonna save the world... by going green. Really Disney if I join- I mean reg & pledge can i vote to put that money towards individuals so they can spend it and help get us out of the recession. Really if somehow global warming destroys the earth then at least that will have got us out of the recession so Disney, since you practically rule the world how bout you save the economy? And all the Jonas crap is not going to help. Just keep banking on Miley before we have to kidnap her and save the economy ourselves. Anyway in conclusion I am way to lazy to go to the website and sell my soul to Disney (I will only be doing that if it involves a role tyvm).
-Esca

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Zac Efron Goes V-less?

So does that 'V' stand for Vanessa or vagina?

When I was traipsing about the Star site for the Shando piece, I noticed a little headline. "Zac & Vanessa: He Wants Out!". Not out of the closet (yet), just out of the relationship. Of course, this is Star and everything is based on a "source". What I found most interesting was this little caption:

"It's not surprising that Zac — who's said he'll never marry — would choose his career over his romance with Vanessa, 20, since he's tried to put the brakes on their juggernaut of a relationship before"


Never marry? The clues are adding up in my favor. But really I don't know if i feel so comfortable about him splitting from Vanessa. At least with her I knew he was kept secure, until you know...I came along. But now he'd be free range.

-Bri


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SHINE A LIGHT & SEND IT ON



TOO. BUSY. LOLING. TO. COMMENT. This just needed to be posted. More will be when I find the full song.
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Shando 101: Ruining Lives is Great


There is a mystery. You've seen her name here before. You will see it again. She is a seductress that lives alone in her giant home. She is an intellectual who dines at Nobu. She is a mastermind who can rip your life apart in a second. You may think this Shannen Doherty is a bitch, but take a look in the mirror, you are not attractive...and your husband doesn't think so either.

The bigger mystery is why I haven't got my hands on the May 25 issue of Star Magazine -- oh wait, because it's ugly. This issue took an "in depth" look at Shando's homewrecking career. So she's with married photographer, Kurt Iswarienko -- who is currently divorcing his fashion designer bride, Taryn Band. Julian McMahon, her Charmed co-star, also fell into the pit of Shando (and who could blame him) ruining his marriage with Baywatch actress Brooke Burns.

The real story is what lies in the past. In Melissa Gilbert's new memoir,
Prairie Tale, Shannen becomes a target of misappropriated youth. Gilbert lies some blame on Doherty for her split with ex-husband, Bo Brinkman. Back in the days of Little House it turns out Doherty thought Gilbert was awesome, like a role-model, but we've all seen Heathers and I don't think Shando's play for power in that film was all that much of an act. So the excuse was, she slept with Bo as an act of like emulation or something, or was it really and All About Eve turning of the tables. The key scandal here is that Shando MAY have been underage. Gilbert isn't so hot anymore. Shando is. Team Shannen forever. Case closed.

But the mystery of Uncle Velvet is still open...

-Bri



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Chelsea Staub is super sweet



Once I decided I did not like her because, as I have mentioned before, she stole my birthday. I am very possessive, but since that day she just keeps doing things to make me like her more. Like over the summer I finally saw Bratz (which is somehow now in my possession hope you don't miss it too much Bri) and well she was amazing in that and her song was the best part of the movie. I also like her on JONAS and now this video has made me love her. She is super grateful and sweet to EVERYONE in it. She signs as many things as she can before those douches tell her to stop, but she still tries to keep going. She is just an all around sweetheart and has my blessing.
-Esca

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Jonas Paranoid Video



Why? I swear this video made me want to cry. I was in actual physical pain watching it. The many KJs scared me more than anything else ever. That is my new number one fear. This video was also so pretentious. You know the director thought he was sooo cool and artsy too, but NO just no. Also I always skip this song when it comes on my itunes so I have only really had the intial hearing in which I thought it was okay and maybe it was just the horifying video, but this song is awful. Again it could just be the video, but I really hope there other stuff is better or at least cheesier because that really is the best.
-Esca

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Lucy Hale on How I Met Your Mother

Talk about irrelevent, but since there is pretty much no new TV on I am watching series online/on dvd, so right now I just caught Lucy Hale's episode of How I Met Your Mother. I was not planning on making a post about it, but there was this amazing slideshow where she was like a crackhead (Mandy-style) so I had to screen cap it and share it with the world aka Bri and maybe Tai. Oooo ryhme.
Way hot. No, really. Anyway another thing about this show is it also features ex-boyfriend (last I heard) David Henrie. I am kind of confused about their relationship entirely. They dated for a long time recently broke up, got together, then broke up again and last I heard she was dating some guy from the new Fame who seemed like kind of a douchetard, but her and David still remain friends from the looks of her twitter.
I don't know. It seems flirtacious, but who really knows minus them. I am rooting for them though, but even if they don't mad props to them for being able to stay friends after such a long relationship especially so soon after. They are so drama free. I don't understand it quite, but it's sweet and they are both cute so idc if it might be boring.
-Esca

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Milison OTP

Oh my favorite relationship in all of celebridom is the one of Miley Cyrus and her #1 video paparazzi Alison fro hollywood.tv. Ever since I first watched there interaction I have been mildly obsessed. They just have such amazing chemistry. Though sometimes I feel like Miley is shying away from him and that makes me sad, but this video just proves they are a force not to be reckoned with.



I have now subscribed to the hollywood.tv youtube so do not fret I will be posting every Milison (prounced miley-son) here for your viewing pleasure, but mostly just for mine.
-Esca

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Bri's To Do List: Drew Roy




Well, you probably have all seen the iCarly hour-long episode "iDate a Bad Boy". It's an episode Dan Schneider should be proud of, sigh, please be my mentor. But yeah, if you're not the majority Nick audience member (i.e. tween without a sex drive), you'd probably agree...Drew Roy is like delicious. Well, now that she is 16 I can say that the Miranda Cosgrove/Drew Roy (he's like 23 btw, so I'm totally in the clear for MCos) pair is a threesome to be dreamed of.


Notice his one freckle on his shoulder. Or his squinty eyes that say "Hey, if you nibble on my ears, I might laugh and tickle you with my perfect length facial hair". Funny enough, he was more revealing in iCarly. He's a tough one to judge, but if Drew Roy likes boys, I'd be down to make out. Or at least smoke with you (--->) awkwardly in a corner at a DANCE. Don't act like you've never heard of this hip venue.

But really change your headshot, you look like you are 12.

-Bri

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Fer Sure, Fer Sure: Bros - I Owe You Nothing

Basically, these guys aren't hot. But I like that they call themselves bros. And are probably gay.



-Bri

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Rachel Bilson gets robbed

While Rachel was with "Fiance" Gayden up in Canada (jealous Bri?) someone entered into her house and stole jewelery and clothes including her grandmother's jewelery and her collection of Chanel. This almost made me want to cry. My prayers are certainly with her. I know if this happened to me I would be devastated. I know material items shouldn't mean that much, but when you are pasionate about fashions (which Rachel certainly is) it means a lot more. I really hope someone is able to catch these guys and she can get her stuff back because this is just heart breaking.
-Esca

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Miley is FOOTLOOSE

According to www.miley-cyrus-hot.com (sounds like a super reliable source) Miley Cyrus had a business dinner at Katsuya (I assume with execs who have something to do with Footloose) and is being considered for a role, but have yet to audition. Clearly miley-cyrus-hot has a lot of deets. I am not sure how I feel about this, but the more Miley in my life the better. I hope Babs will join her in this film. Anyway maybe this is the movie that Bri's dad heard about from some man...
-Esca

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The Jonas Brothers Are Coming

It seems like the Jonas Brothers are always coming. Bri and I were all over the sexual innuendo when they kept updating their twitter saying they were coming. Actually I am sure if Bri saw their most recent update he would @reply them something obscene, but he has yet too do that. Anyway now IT'S COMING. When I clicked the pic I expected a picture of a penis, but apparently that's a little against their image and instead I got this:
OMG REALLY THEIR MUSIC VIDEO PREMIER IS COMING??? I HAD NO IDEA!!!... Oh wait no I did because they won't shut up about it. Clearly they just want this to be successful unlike the epic fail that was their 3D movie and their television show, but you know what it's not gonna be. Sure people will watch, but when their album comes out it's not gonna do well. Most people including myself will just download the alsbum off the internet. Hey I will even post the link here to make it easier for anyone who may want it and yet again they will get owned (or "poned") by their ex-girlfriends. Also I am really digging this picture because Joe and KJ look like back-up and Nick is all centered and special maybe because he's the only talented one.

-Esca

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CW UPFRONTIN'

so today I decided to get out of bed and my apartment and go lurk the CW upfronts. Of course I have yet to be an insider and am not able to get inside, but I keep up to date on all the upfronts news so I will give you all the deets before giving you a rundown on my celeb encounters and who the biggest douches are.


WHAT WAS CANCELLED: A bunch of things are not coming back. Well two that I actually care about and there's also Reaper and all the remaining black shows from UPN, but whatever we knew those were coming. First off as I have mentioned before I am extremely upset about the cancellation of Privileged. It was witty and had good plot lines and was my favorite new show last fall. Seriously they could've cancelled every other CW show (minus Gossip Girl) and I would've been fine, but no. They broke my heart and I will forever resent Dawn Ostroff for that. The second show that I will be forever mourning is Stylista. The poor production value, the crazy contestants, the niece it was all perfect or should I say FABULOUS!


WHAT'S COMING BACK: 1. 90210 which at first was not a fan of but since Silver went crazy it's gotten good. Also having Brenda and Donna back in my life makes me extremely happy. 2. Gossip Girl. Love this show, loved the books (which I read all of and I never read so this is a big deal), love Chuck/Blair, excited for next season. 3. America's Next Top Model with short girls. I should've auditioned but I am not crazy enough. Hopefully someone good will win this season, but no one will ever compare to Alison. 4. One Tree Hill. Chad Michael Murray is leaving the show. Have no idea how they will pull that off. I don't even know why I watch it or why it is still on air. 5. Supernatural & Smallville. Don't watch, don't care.

WHAT'S NEW: 1. Melrose Place. Never watched the original so am not that excited. I am sure Bri can shed more light on this show. 2. Beautiful Life. This is about models or something. I don't remember but by the title and Mischa and Sarah Paxton being on it I am sold. Though Corbin Bleu is also on it which I find strange. Hope he plays gay. 3. Vampire Diaries. I feel like this is just another chapter in the Twilight craze so not too excited. At least Bri can have an hour to mbate to Ian Somerhalder. 4. Parent Disgression Advised. I have no idea what it's about it's gonna be a mid-season replacement. I like the title.

FULL FALL SCHEDULE:
Monday
8 Gossip Girl
9 One Tree Hill

Tuesday
8 90210
9 Melrose Place (NEW)

Wednesday
8 America's Next Top Model
9 Beautiful Life (NEW)

Thursday
8 Vampire Diaries (NEW)
9 Supernatural

Friday
8 Smallville
9 Top Model encore

Now for my experience with the CW stars. First to come out was most of the 90210 girls. Shanae I don't think even signed an autograph or like smiled. She is a bitch and I will stick to that forever. Jessica Stroup was pretty much right in front of me and I asked for a picture, but she said she was sorry and couldn't because she was in a rush, which she was so I thought she was fairly nice. Then the 90210 boys well the returning ones (peace out Dustin Milligan) like posed and took pictures and were pretty nice. Beautiful Life cast or at least Sara Paxton and Corbin Bleu came out they seemed pretty nice. I like her so I will to continue too, but they were kinda boring as was the Melrose cast. Ashlee was pretty nice but her manager or publist or whoever was super rushing her. Now for the sweetest cast of all, Gossip Girl. Jessica and Ed were rushed they were still pretty nice. Leighton and Chace were too, but they were kind stuck right by me so Leighton agreed to take a pic and I am pretty sure I was the only one there that she took one with, which was pretty cool. Chace like smiled at me after that, but def not like a flirty smile because I do not have a penis. Blake and especially Taylor signed for everyone. That made me like Blake better, but still hate Serena. Penn was also pretty nice, but not that many people noticed him because his beard made him look like a crazy homeless man.

-Esca

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Grey's Finale

I am late on this and it is probably complete irrelevant by now, but you can blame this on Bri because he doesn't watch the show so I had to wait to catch up until now. Yesterday when I was supposed to be working I had to go call my sister to mourn the death of Privileged, but of course she didn't care and we started talking about other TV and how it hadn't been confirmed whether Katherine or T.R. were coming back next season or not. I had yet to see this episode (duh!) so I asked if it was even possible. She completely confused me by telling me both or one may have died. Now I knew this was likely for Katherine's character Izzie, but coming into this I expected some crazy shit. All in all it was kind of boring episode minus the ending, but I'll get to that later. The whole "wedding" was boring maybe that's because Meredith and Derek are like the Peyton and Lucas of this show aka I don't care about them at all. Dr. Bailey's whole thing was interesting as well. And Eric Dane is super hot. And that's about it for everything else.


The ending... Now I know what my sister was saying and I need to call her the second after I finish this to discuss because WHAT THE HELL?! Now the strange part for me is when I first watching the show (which I stopped watching after season two up until this season because it was up against The OC, which was/is my life, and was part of the reason it got cancelled so I hold a huge resenment) I always wanted Izzie and O'Malley to be together, but then that happened and it was boring or so I heard and they are now better as BFFs because her and Karev are perfect for each other, but with that ending it's almost like full circle esque, which I liked despite the extreme sadness I felt. I doubt they will live. I think it will be kept under wraps whether they will be back next season even, but I hope they can't get out of their contracts because they are two of my favorites especially Izzie.


This episode also had some amazing guest stars that very little people probably cared about, but I was, well, amused by them. First was Paris from Gilmore Girls. At first I did not even recognize her, but when she gave a speech, I did. It was very strang to see her in another role, but she was really good. Actually this was not as amusing as just interesting. The other guest star, on the other hand, was very amusing being no other than Lindsay from season two of The OC. I never liked Lindsay at all, but her existance/career amuses me especially in the great TV movie, Spring Break Shark Attack (which I still have taped on a VHS back in LA). Also her storyline (or really just her side of it) was boring, irrelevent, and not moving so AWESOME!

-Esca

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